my HTC mogul has a setting called transcriber. i don’t have to learn new shorthand like some older versions. this one allows me to write at normal speed in my own handwriting and is amazingly inaccurate when things get sloppy. HTC mogul gets credit for creating the word. i’ll take credit for contributing to the decline of the english language. tundlenard resulted from writing “turtleneck” and is synonymous with acrochordon.
contextual use:
- “…grandma, are those tundlenards on your face contagious?”
- “…who has scissors? this tundlenard is making me bitchy.”
alternate meaning: sometimes used as a derogatory term for mentally challenged sports participants (uncovered by kmha, hplm, r.)
- “…has anyone made reservations yet for the tundlenards’ plane trip to the 2008 beijing special olympics?”

