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By fuelingstation

informant maggie allen, of corn on the macabre, submitted these gems this afternoon:

mistake sauce (n.)
semen; specifically refers to unwanted baby batter that gets all up in there and makes you pregnant.

whisker pudding (n.)
female genitalia

fandal (n.)
way too excited, alcohol-driven appreciator of college athletics who expresses his/her excitement for a national championship by destroying private and public property in the process. see also: fandalism.

spic-lit (n.)
in a library, the spanish language fiction section.

negromance (n.) / negromance (adj.)
the burgeoning african-american romance genre in contemporary fiction; see also: negromance (adj.).

“…where all the negromance novels at?”

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