smart jodi invented these golden nuggets:
daisy dykes (n.)
knee-length denim cut-offs
can liners (n.)
dumpy big girl underwear
cookie cutters (n.)
jeans that create camel toe/are pulled up too high
jimmin’s weans (n.)
typically lee brand full-seat taper jean that comes to rest just below the ankle; often stone-washed; (etymology: from “women’s jeans“).
american man strand (n.)
a comb-over situation
brahm stroker (n.)
internet vampire; a self-imagined sexual dark lord preferring the 13 and under crowd who admires poison rings, purple velvet, long hair, candle-melt wine bottles, one dangly earring, one or more long fingernails, internet alter-egos.
tidy little prophet (n.)
alan greenspan
beau-flex (n.)
muscle-y, meathead boyfriend; invented by KitMit.
Tags: baldness, embezzlement, fashion, meatheads, vampires
